Khloe Kardashian is a big fan of the superfun game we’ve all played while getting wine drunk with our friends: F**k, Marry, Friend-Zone.
Today on her app, she played a few rounds, naming exactly who she’d, well, f**k, marry and friend-zone among some famous boy band members.
First up: One Direction. Awww, yeah.
“I heard Niall used to have the BIGGEST crush on me, so I’d marry him, for sure,” she reveals. “I’d f**k Liam.”
Niall has a krush on Khloe? That’s adorable.
“Definitely friend-zoning Harry,” she said, which is a smart response, given that he’s rumored to be dating her sister Kendall Jenner.
(Then again, Khloe did propose a three-way with her sister Kylie and her bae Tyga not long ago.)
Next, she evaluates the boy bands of generations past: New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys and NSYNC.
“I’d friend-zone NKOTB, marry the Backstreet Boys and f**k N*SYNC,” says the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star. “I wouldn’t mind having JT around for one night, LOL!!!”
Join the club, Khlo.
Lastly, she takes on a pool of older gents, who, incidentally, we’d pay money to see in a boy band: Steve Martin, Kevin Hart and Jim Carrey.
“I’d friend-zone Kevin Hart because he’s actually a friend of mine,” she says. “I loooove Steve Martin. Would def marry him. F**k Jim! Who knows, maybe he’d be crazy in bed???”
We gotta wonder what Khloe’s boyfriend James Harden thinks of all this. But maybe he’s too busy hanging out at strip clubs to care.