Gather 'round, children, and we'll you tell the tale of one of the dumbest, naked-est, funniest feuds the Internet has ever known.
It all started when Kylie Jenner started dating Tyga way back in the year of our Lord Disick 2014, but it truly escalated in 2015.
Like, for the entirety of 2015.
You see, the cradle-robbing celebrity couple henceforth known as Kyga angered T-Raww's booty-tastic baby mama, a.k.a. Blac Chyna.
When your fiance dumps you for a wealthy high school kid, then flaunts it all over the damn place, well, you're probably gonna be pissed.
Naturally, she felt the need to make the couple feel her wrath … with passive-aggressive Instagram photos and not-so cryptic comments.
In the past 12 months, Kylie and Blac have taken shots at each other on social media, and we've been front and center 24/7.
With the possible exception of the new Star Wars, this is the best entertainment you can find to watch with popcorn in hand.
Maybe the beef will fizzle out, but more likely, things will get worse now that Kylie and Tyga break up and make up on a regular basis.
They make it hard to keep track of their status, but Blac is never more than a shade-throwing photo away. And for that, we thank her.
UPDATE, LATE JANUARY 2016:
The gauntlet has been thrown down and the ante has been upped. Hardcore. Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are banging. Un. Real.
Let's take it from the top, though …