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Conservative Site Tells Readers Not To Worry About Nuclear War Because It’ll Basically Only Hit Cities — You Know, Where The Liberals Live!

This is just gross… but also really confusing! Non-regulars to the National Review site are starting to notice an article that dropped on Monday which seems to exist simply to tell its conservative readers not to panic about the rising threat of nuclear conflict. The implication (we think) is that even if stable genius Donald(…)

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Her Nasty Snake Bite Is ‘Good Luck’ — Because That’s What Her Shaman Said!

Just her luck! Lindsay Lohan has been enjoying a zen holiday retreat in Thailand over the past week, and homegirl doesn’t seem to have a care in the world. Not even for something that would alarm the regular vacationer — like, say, a big ass snake bite on her leg! Video: Paris Hilton On The(…)

A Woman Who Tried to Mail a Bomb to Obama Was Caught Because of Cat Hair, Authorities Say

(FORT WORTH, Texas) — A Texas woman is accused of sending homemade bombs in 2016 to then-President Barack Obama and Texas Gov. Greg Abbott that could have killed or maimed the leaders, prosecutors said. Julia Poff, 46, mailed the devices in October 2016, along with a third package that she sent to the Social Security(…)

High School Girl Beats Boy In Golf Tournament But Is Denied Trophy Because Of Gender

What a crock of BS! Earlier this week, Lunenberg High junior Emily Nash (pictured above) beat runner-up Nico Ciolino at a Massachusetts golf tournament by four shots. Sadly, the female golfer was denied the first-place trophy simply because of her gender! Related: Donald Trump Can’t Even Follow The Rules AT GOLF! According to rules from(…)

Lauren Comeau: Javi Marroquin’s Girlfriend Won’t Do Teen Mom 2 … Because of Kailyn Lowry?

Last week, we learned that Javi Marroquin is dating Lauren Comeau, a South Carolina resident whom he met through mutual friends. Thanks to status-obsessed social climbers like Simon Saran and Matt Baier, this has become a surprisingly noteworthy thing to report on. Any time a member of the Teen Mom franchise begins a relationship, there(…)