Meghan Markle to Make “Bold Feminist Statement” at Royal Wedding (Report)

Well, folks, we’re just hours away from the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Predictions for what you can expect as the global media continues to foam at the mouth include:

Yet another rundown of how terrible Meghan’s family is; talking head-types pretending anyone actually watched the show Suits; and of course, painstaking second-by-second breakdowns of how the actual ceremony will play out, as though you’ve never seen a freakin’ wedding before.

To be fair, tomorrow’s ceremony is sure to be more interesting than royal weddings past, thanks largely to a last-minute curveball thrown by Meghan’s lame-ass dad.

As you may have heard, Thomas Markle will not be attending his daughter’s wedding for reasons that vary depending on whom you ask/believe.

The most likely explanation seems to be that Thomas is embarrassed that he was busted selling staged paparazzi photos to British media outlets, so he’s decided to make the situation worse by bailing on the wedding entirely.

The decision created quite a stir, as Thomas was supposed to symbolically give Meghan away before she joins Harry at the altar.

Fortunately, it wasn’t long before a suitable plan B emerged.

This morning it was reported that Prince Charles would walk Meghan down the aisle, but now it seems that’s only partially true.

CNN is now claiming that Meghan will “make a bold feminist statement” by proceeding down the first stretch of the aisle “unescorted.”

Of course, actual solitude is for peasants, and royals are never really alone, even when they’re “alone.”

So when CNN says “unescorted” they really mean Meghan will be joined by her bridesmaids and page boys, “with a senior church figure walking ahead.”

The Donald’s favorite news network also points out that Charles is no stranger to the task of walking blushing brides down the aisle.

In 2016, he escorted Alexandra Knatchbull during her wedding to Thomas Hooper – and who could forget the famed Knatchbull-Hooper wedding?

Just kidding, we have no idea who these people are.

Anyway, it’s cool that Meghan is using her time on the world’s biggest stage to make a statement that’s sure to inspire other young women.

But our favorite part of this story might be the fact that Harry’s grandfather, 96-year-old Prince Philip, will be in attendance less than two months after undergoing hip surgery.

We’re sure he’ll be there primarily to support his grandson and new granddaughter-in-law.

But we like to think he’s at least partially motivated by a desire to make Thomas Markle look like a little bitch.

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Jennifer Aniston Praises Nick, Makes Bold Bachelor Predictions

Jennifer Aniston made a hilarious appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live this week, gushing over Nick Viall as The Bachelor and making predictions about the season ahead.

Of course, she could just visit our accurate section of The Bachelor spoilers if she really wants to learn what will go down over the next few months on the ABC reality show.

But that's okay. It was fun to watch her take a few guesses last night.

Clearly a veteran fan of The Bachelor, Aniston said she likes Nick "a lot," while acknowledging that some critics "were iffy" about the network's decision to cast him as its lead.

Let's face it, though, Viall is "pretty cute," the actress explained; and is also clearly "pretty awesome" because ABC has given him 30 suitors to choose from, as opposed to the typical 25.

Because ABC has also unveiled portraits and profiles of these 30 women (below), Aniston proceeded to go into impressive detail over who she thinks has a shot to win Nick's heart… and why.

For example:

After passing over Whitney – a 25-year-old Pilates instructor who is “probably very bendy" – Aniston arrived at Corinne, a business owner.

“She looks like a business owner. I like that," Aniston explained, although she also surmised that, at 24, Corinne was too young to want to settle down and get married.

What about Elizabeth, the only doula on the board? Or Rachel, the attorney with the strong arms?

Check out the video below to see Aniston's thoughts and then prepare to watch The Bachelor online on television when Season 21 premieres on ABC January 2 at 8/7c.

We can't wait!

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