The Bachelorette may finally be done with Luke Parker.
But this preview for next Monday night’s all-new episode of the ABC series makes one thing unfortunately clear:
Luke Parker is not done with The Bachelorette.
Despite Hannah sending this sexist loser home this week, the footage featured on this page hones in first on the reaction of Parker’s fellow suitors to his rejection.
Needless to say, Tyler Cameron, Jed Wyatt and Peter Weber are pretty psyched about Hannah finally coming to her senses.
“The Luke P. show’s over, boys,” Tyler tells Jed and Peter in the sneak peek, to which Jed responds:
“I’ve never been so stoked to see someone leave.”
Hannah also seems more relaxed and content than ever “with Luke out of the picture,” as she puts it, adding:
“It allows me to finally look at my other relationships.”
One would think this would be the case, until one sees that Luke is on his way back to the mansion, despite Hannah giving him the very clear heave-ho just moments earlier.
“Hannah thought there’s no way I’d want to be with her after the last thing she told me, and she’s sadly mistaken,” Luke says, referring to Hannah throwing in Luke’s face the fact that she slept with two other guys on the show.
Yes, folks, we’re very sorry:
Luke will return next week.
“This isn’t over for me yet. This my heart we’re talking about here,” Luke tells Hannah, somehow expecting Brown to welcome him back with open arms we guess.
But she does no such thing.
“This isn’t about your heart,” she screams at him in the explosive trailer. “F-cking leave!”
Shortly after Hannah makes this declaration, the other three men surround Luke and tell him to seriously skip town right at that very moment… or else.
Things get very close to getting very ugly and physical here.
The camera cuts away at this point, however, giving us a glimpse at the upcoming Men Tell All special.
On this week’s emotional and controversial episode, Luke outed himself as a sexist pig, sex-shaming Hannah as follows:
“If you told me you’re going to have sex or you had sex with one or multiple of these guys I would be wanting to go home 100 percent.”
Because Brown did have sex with one or multiple of these guys, and because Luke doesn’t frickin own her, Hannah shoots back:
“You’re questioning me and you’re judging me and feel like you have the right to when you don’t at this point.
“And I get when you care for somebody that you don’t want to think about somebody being intimate with another person. But guess what, sex might be a sin out of marriage, pride is a sin, too, and I feel like this is a pride thing.”
And later? After she fully tells Luke off and tells him to hit the road?
“I don’t owe you anything at this point. Do you not understand that? I have bent over backwards for this relationship, so I don’t owe you anything.”
Oh, yeah, and she also had sex on the show and “Jesus still loves me,” dude.
Just amazing all around.
Check out the promo now!